I hate you Chris McCrap!

blog this asshole

fucking idiots in black class!

man
i never though
t
an ENTIRE
class
could be so fucking dumb
i was just ridiculed in class
because
i said that americas treatment of blacks in the 1930's was more humane than germanys treatment of the jews at that point in history
and everyone just starts fucking laughing
and telling me im fucking wrong
i was about to beat the shit out some motherfuckers
at that time in history, germany was shipping jews out in mass numbers, sending a few to concentration camps, and sending the SA out to beat the shit out of jews. in addition to the german government involvement, the people of germany were murdering jews in vigilante justice methods
in america
southerners were lynching black people and the government couldnt do anything thanks a southern democrat controlled senate
no gov involvement here
the entire question came up in the first place because we watched a movie that discussed briefly how hitler stated that the german treatment of the jews was more humane than that of americas treatment of blacks (this statement came after a lynch mob killed a black man with a blow torch)
and this dude in class genuinely didnt get the statement, and he asked someone to clarify
everyone chimed in
and said that germany was more humane
im sitting there appalled as fuck
and then i speak up and get shot down
even by the teacher
she didnt even say anything
she just laughed
like everyone else
its like i walked in wearing a clown costume with crotchless panties worn on the outsided
it was roaring
STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS

Caleb inquires on my trip to dallas

Cabe: 9:56 PM come on and report, journalism boy
Me: 10:20 PM word b, nothing really happened.
i drove fine all the way there and then was yelled at by kirpal, from chicago, and brendt and krystal, from dallas, for driving poorly in dallas proper. my driving was " a trip, pimpin, a trip" so they tried to teach me how to drive. dallas is fucking huge i dropped them off and then i went to fort worth and partied on down with riggs and stacey and 50 other people.
stacey was way drunk, but was acting like she had just downed an eight ball of coke because she started cleaning fucking everything in the middle of this party.
we arent talking cleaning up bottles. we're talking cleaning the fridge, the oven and the stove.
i was like: "omg, wtf? did you smoke crack"? the she passed out
and kept waking up screaming at people. i was busy talking to riggs' girlfriend and her friend, who was fucking hot.
they were writing notes to each other on a laptop, which i thought was weird.
Cabe: that sounds weird
then i was like:"dude, let me read it"
Cabe: why did you drop them off? i thought they were going with you to the party?
brendt and krystal were going to see brendts mom who lives in desoto, outside of dallas. we were going to go clubbing,
but krystal passed out. so that didnt work out, so we just stayed and partied.
anyway, these chicks were writing notes on a laptop and everyone kept trying to see wtf they were writing and i eventually got them to let me get in on the nerd note passing and riggs' gf's hot friend kept telling me i was hot and talking about her care bear thongs and i asked if it was sunshine bear on her thong and she responded "no, bedtime bear...purrrrrrrrrr". i was about to die.
Cabe: you're a dumbass
then i found out she had a boyfriend and i was like:"fuck"
Cabe: why didn't you hook up with her
Me: because she had a boyfriend. i have morals, yo.
plus, i dont think it wouldve been right to bang a taken chick unless i hated her boyfriend
or in the house that im a guest in because the bed i was staying in was riggs' sisters.
so, no bangy you see? plus, im not a total whore contrary to popular belief. why am i dumbass?
the trip home sucked balls cause we were driving through tornado shit weather the whole time on bald tires, so i kept slipping. then we got stuck in okc after finally getting ahead of the rain only to be stuck on i-35 for an hour because a semi hopped the concrete barrier that divides the highway, ripped open his fuel tanks and caught the highway on fire. when we drove by there was still gas everywhere and the semi was suspended on the wall. the trailer, much to the luck of the trucking company, didnt get hurt and was on the other side of the barrier unburned. and now im home. dallas rocks!
Cabe: ok

Spring break is over

well, spring break is over and im back in shitwater usa. woo hoo. the whole damn break sucked cause i was sick everyday i was back home. there was one exciting thing that happened, which was being accused of purse-snatching along with my friend trevor. i was seriously pissed about the whole situation, and in addition to being fingered as a fucking thief, the bouncer got in my face, grabbed my beer and chunked it in the trash and told me to get the fuck out. i was about to beat his ugly ass; a fight i would have no doubt fucking lost. thats that story. oh, i almost forgot: Ryanne Durham was STALKING ME at Arlie Mucks. I cant fucking stand that furry self-righteous cock-whore, especially her Brezhnev eyebrows. someone needs to tell chewbaccas lil sister that she ought to get back to the zoo in time for the themed "yetti-handjob week". that ought to get her away for awhile. i also saw social distortion in tulsa! i also got kicked in the face 3 times...my glasses are so fucked up. thats the last time i forget to take my glasses off before going to a show.

99 Problems

har har har, this must be ex girlfriend day at osu. Why must I see these fuckers? Is it a reminder? or maybe an omen that im about to meet a girl and have it end badly so I can see her in conjunction with the rest of them? who the fuck knows. Blog this motherfucker!

weekend

aha! its the weekend again and im fully stocked on beer and fresh out of ass as usual. is anyone reading this? probably not, thanks cabe for the wonderful idea. ok, so i think my plans are pretty much as follows: go home for a day, work on derivatives and cracking this code with the derivatives(probably not happening), go to missouri, go to fayetteville, go to tulsa, go back to shitwater. WOO HOO!!!!!!

Yeah, I just submitted my resume' to the CIA

So I just submitted my resume to the CIA! Im not going to be hired! At least I did it though...